Crazy Body Painting: January 2009

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Here’s what it’s like watching the first 45 minutes of Paul Blart: Mall Cop:

The guy is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete!

He is so fat, they use his belt to measure the Earth’s equator.

Your ass is so fat, when you sat down, you were a foot taller.

Is that your stomach, or did you swallow a beach ball? More

As a mall security guard, Paul Blart is devoted to keeping crime and mischief out of the New Jersey shopping center where he works, even if he isn't allowed to wear a gun. But Santa's helpers. More

Sometimes you just need a goofy movie to make things right in your world, you know? "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" fills the void nicely. Kevin James ("The King of Queens") is great at the physical comedy, and there’s a lot of that in this movie. He also wrote the screenplay, along with Nick Bakay. Adam Sandler’s Happy Madison Productions produced the movie, and it’s more along the lines of "Bedtime Stories" than "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry." Good family fare. More

Fat people are funny. Fat people who fall over are funnier. Fat people who fall over and have humiliating working-class jobs? Stop, you’re killing me! More

The title of this farce about an overeager   security guard (Kevin James) suggests a one-joke trudge. But Paul Blart: Mall Cop has a few   surprises in store. The biggest is James, an   unexpectedly nimble master of the face-plant, the failed jump, and the lopsided tumble. More

He's likable, some might even say lovable, in a Charmin-y, misfit man-boy sort of way. It's hard to quite put your finger on the secret of his appeal, but it's there. And the former King of Queens, Kevin James, puts his underdog charm to full use in the Happy Madison production he co-wrote and stars in, Paul Blart: Mall Cop. More

Cast and crew

Directed by
Steve Carr

Writing credits

Kevin James
Nick Bakay

Produced by
Doug Belgrad .... producer
Barry Bernardi .... executive producer
Samuel Dickerman .... creative executive
Gino Falsetto .... associate producer
Todd Garner .... producer
Kevin James .... producer
Adam Sandler .... producer
Jeff Sussman .... producer
Jason Taragan .... associate producer
Matthew Tolmach .... producer

Cast (in credits order)

Kevin James ... Paul Blart

Keir O'Donnell ... Veck Sims

Jayma Mays ... Amy

Raini Rodriguez ... Maya Blart
Shirley Knight ... Mom

Stephen Rannazzisi ... Stuart
Peter Gerety ... Chief Brooks
Bobby Cannavale ... Commander Kent
Adam Ferrara ... Sergeant Howard
Jamal Mixon ... Leon
Adhir Kalyan ... Pahud

Erick Avari ... Vijay
Gary Valentine ... Karaoke Singer

Allen Covert ... Jerky Security Guy
Mike Vallely ... Rudolph
Mike Escamilla ... Blitzen
Jason Ellis ... Prancer
Jason Packham ... Comet
Rick Thorne ... Cupid
Victor T. Lopez ... Donner

Natascha Hopkins ... Vixen
Jackie Sandler ... Victoria's Secret Sales Associate
Mookie Barker ... Mr. Ferguson
Jackie Flynn ... Officer
Richie Minervini ... Bank Manager

Brie Hill Arbaugh ... Bank Teller (as Brie Arbaugh)
Bernie McInerney ... Old Man on Scooter

Steffiana De La Cruz ... Shopper with Kids

Dylan Clark Marshall ... Jacob
Tyler Spindel ... SWAT Tech

Bas Rutten ... Drill Instructor
Teresa Zantua ... Shopper

Dahlia Salem ... Mother

Zele Avradopoulos ... Victoria's Secret Customer #1

Maria Arcé ... Victoria's Secret Customer #2

Robert Harvey ... SWAT Officer

Billy Concha ... Joe's Patron #1

Michael Burton ... Joe's Patron #2
Carl Randall ... Father Carl

Carla Antonino ... Joe's Waitress

Ruby Wendell ... Ruby the Waitress
rest of cast listed alphabetically:

Paul Azarian ... Mall Patron (uncredited)

Amber Baldinelli ... Girl in Mall throwing play balls (uncredited)

Patrick Canty ... Police Academy Trainee (uncredited)

Nicki Connors ... Shopper (uncredited)

Michael DeMello ... Shopper (uncredited)

Susan Farese ... Upscale shopper (uncredited)

David J. Garfield ... Surveillence Officer (uncredited)

Albert Gornie ... Wedding guest (uncredited)

Sophya Gudelman ... Shopper (uncredited)
Teresa Haney ... Mall shopper (uncredited)

Frankie Imbergamo ... Usher (uncredited)

Jackie Lane ... Shopper (uncredited)

Dan Marshall ... Mall Shopper / Dancing Bistro Waiter at Wedding (uncredited)
Adam Masnyk ... Black Friday Shopper (uncredited)

Martin Montana ... Police Recruit (uncredited)

Jason Mulcahy ... Police Recruit (uncredited)
Brieann Rich ... Mall shopper (uncredited)
Michael Rich ... Mall Game shopper (uncredited)
Nicholas Rich ... SWAT team member (uncredited)
Mike Wendt ... Mall Shopper (uncredited)

Original Music by
Waddy Wachtel

Cinematography by
Russ T. Alsobrook (director of photography)

Film Editing by
Jeff Freeman

Casting by
Jeanne McCarthy
Anne Mulhall

Production Design by
Perry Andelin Blake

Art Direction by
Alan Au

Set Decoration by
Tracey A. Doyle (as Tracey Doyle)

Costume Design by
Ellen Lutter

Makeup Department
Carla Antonino .... second makeup artist
Cheryl Daniels .... additional hair stylist
Rob Fitz .... special makeup effects artist
Ed French .... special makeup effects artist
Brenda McNally .... key hair stylist
Jennie-kay Murphy .... hair stylist
Jeremy O'Neail .... special makeup effects artist

Production Management
Pamela Thur .... production manager

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Mark S. Constance .... second second assistant director
Greg Guzik .... second assistant director
Marty Eli Schwartz .... first assistant director

Art Department
Aimee Butterfield .... prop assistant
Aimee Butterfield .... props
Christina Chandler .... buyer
Gary Chandler .... set dresser
Danica Chipman .... set buyer
John Collins .... assistant art director
Stephen DeBoer .... general foreman
Noah Dubreuil .... assistant property master
Jeff Errico .... storyboard artist
Joe Gagnepain .... set dresser
Jennifer Gerbino .... property master
John Healey .... set dresser
Deborah Kehs .... set dresser
Vincent Lucido .... storyboard artist
John F. O'Neil .... on-set dresser
Katie Packard .... set decoration assistant
Colby E. Peterson .... construction estimator
John Pungitore .... set dresser
Shauna Sanchez .... set dresser
Robert Schleinig .... leadman
Carly Serodio .... art department coordinator
Robert Smedley .... construction foreman
Nathan Steele .... welding foreman
Theodore Suchecki .... construction coordinator

Sound Department
Deb Adair .... sound re-recording mixer
Ryan Baker .... sound utility
Michael J. Benavente .... supervising sound editor
Anita Cannella .... foley artist
Amy Kane .... foley artist
Larry Kemp .... dialogue editor
Tricia Linklater .... first assistant sound editor
Howard London .... adr mixer
David Obermeyer .... sound mixer
Egor Panchenko .... ProTools playback mixer
Joel Reidy .... boom operator
Greg ten Bosch .... sound effects editor
Tom Williams .... sound mixer

Special Effects by
Larry Dean Bivins .... special effects foreman
Ray Bivins .... special effects coordinator
Gary Pilkinton .... special effects technician
Nicholas Tzikas .... production assistant

Visual Effects by
Arin Artounian .... computer/video engineer
Riley Benard .... digital compositor: Zoic Studios B.C.
Mike Diltz .... digital compositor
Safeer Ghaznavi .... digital compositor
David Langtry .... visual effects coordinator: Zoic Studios
Geoff Leavitt .... visual effects supervisor: Framework Studios
Darren MacKay .... digital compositor
Harrison Rutherford .... digital compositor
Andrew Schwartz .... compositor
Richard Servello .... digital compositor

Stunts
Bob Colletti .... stunt double
Jacob Dewitt .... utility stunts
Mike Escamilla .... stunt performer
Jeffrey Lee Gibson .... stunt double
Randy Haynie .... head stunt rigger
Nicole Mayne .... stunt double
Chris O'Hara .... stunt coordinator
Courtney Schwartz .... stunt double: Jayma Mays
Jason Shupe .... utility stunts
Aaron Vexler .... stunts
Anthony Vincent .... stunts

Camera and Electrical Department
Robert Beinhocker .... rigging electric
Adam D. Bouchard .... electrician
Curtis Bradford .... chief lighting technician
Jan Burgess .... second assistant camera: "c" camera
Robert Clark .... electrician
Trevor Cohen .... set videographer
Nathan Coscia .... rigging electrician
Tim Driscoll .... key grip
Brian Dwiggins .... electrician
Jason Garcia .... first assistant camera
Jeff Graham .... B camera
Jeff Graham .... first assistant camera
Amanda Hannan .... rigging grip
Terrence Hayes .... camera operator
Chris Henry .... lighting balloon technician
Christian J. Hollyer .... second assistant camera: "b" camera
Dan Hutchinson .... electrician
John Joyce .... Steadicam operator
John Joyce .... camera operator: "b" camera
John R. Kaplan .... grip
Nicholas Kay .... digital imaging technician: second unit
Zach Lazar .... generator operator
Damon Lemay .... loader
Paul C. McKenna .... crane technician: Technocrane
Clinton McMahon .... grip
Brandon J. Meadows .... additional grip
Symon Mink .... additional first assistant camera: "c" camera
James R. Mitchell .... rigging gaffer
Phil Nason .... electrician
Michael Peterson .... best boy electrician
Lance Rieck .... scorpio head technician
Raul Riveros .... digital imaging technician
Edwin Rubio .... grip
Rigney Sackley .... second camera assistant:
Wayne Simpson .... generator operator
S. Benny Smyth .... gaffer: second unit
Jeff Tanger .... best boy rigging electric
Aaron Tyburski .... rigging electrician

Casting Department
Joanne Bloom .... casting assistant
Matt Bouldry .... casting assistant
Angela Peri .... extras casting
Carolyn Pickman .... location casting
Leslie Woo .... casting assistant

Costume and Wardrobe Department
Laurie Buehler .... tailor
Hillary Derby .... costumer
Caroline Errington .... costume supervisor
Patrick Guzzo .... costumer: Kevin James
Alyson MacInnis .... set costumer
Joanna Murphy .... costume shopper

Editorial Department
Brian Addie .... visual effects editor
Zahida Bacchus .... digital intermediate producer
John Persichetti .... digital colorist
J.J. Titone .... assistant editor
Reza Amidi .... digital intermediate editor (uncredited)

Music Department
Stuart Grusin .... music editor
Bryon Rickerson .... temp music editor
Gina Zimmitti .... music contractor

Transportation Department
Teresa Haney .... transportation
William O'Brien .... transportation coordinator

Other crew
Rafael Allan .... set production assistant
Dane Benton .... set production assistant
Daryl Blonder .... catering assistant
Brooke Bowden .... set production assistant
Jenna Byrnes .... production assistant
Winter Cantagallo .... set production assistant
Stephanie Charbonneau .... set production assistant
John Currie .... stand-in: Jacob
Kenneth Donaldson .... set production assistant
James Ferrera .... unit publicist
Mario Garcia .... assistant: Mr. Garner
Chad Goyette .... set production assistant
Jason Habelow .... production assistant
Jill Habelow .... production assistant
Charles Harrington .... location manager
Jennifer Haskell .... location assistant
Lori Hornung .... assistant production coordinator
Dawn Jeffory .... acting/dialog coach
Kimmie Johnson .... production assistant
Jeffery Mannarini .... set production assistant
Marilyn McCallman .... location assistant
Carrie Mitchum .... catering chef
Lucas Nalepinski .... assistant location manager
Lucas Nalepinski .... location scout
Matthew E. Pado .... set production assistant
Paul Pawlowski .... post-production accountant
Crystal Marie Perry .... production assistant
Joe Piasecki .... location scout
Eric C. Pike .... production accountant
Herb Polack .... production assistant
Kai Quinlan .... location assistant
Kai Quinlan .... location scout
Ronit Ravich-Boss .... script supervisor
Brieann Rich .... craft service
Nicholas Rich .... set medic
Arestia Rosenberg .... assistant to producer
Jared Rosen .... supervising video playback engineer
Jason Taragan .... associate producer
Josh Woolf .... additional production assistant
Chad Yavarow .... set production assistant
Nate Oldham .... assistant: Mr. James (uncredited)