A Chinese man walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal, Man : "Hey! That's Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he'll come over to say "hi".
Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the nose.
Man : "Hey!! What's that for?!"
Spielberg : "You Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbour!"
Man : "I'm not Japanese! I'm Chinese!"
Spielberg: "Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all the same!" Spielberg walks back to the other side. Then the Chinese man calmly walks over to Spielberg and gives him a really heavy punch on the face.
Spielberg : "Wha... !?!"
Man : "You bl***y a*****e! You sank the Titanic! Spielberg : "No,no, an iceberg sank the Titanic!"
Man : "Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you're all the same!"
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